October

Something is going on at our house.

Snack foods left lying around the house mysteriously disappear.

There are strange "bumps in the night" coming from the bathroom.

Something seems to be sneaking around stealing life-energy.

Someone has cast a spell of distemper and moodiness.

We've tried everything--ghost busters, witch hunters, and even expecto patronum--but with no luck.

Finally we turned to a more conventional "medicine man" and our mystery was confirmed. . .

With all the accompanying cravings, frequent urination, lack of energy, and mood swings galore!

But don't worry our medicine man said all spooky symptoms should disappear by the end of next April. . . first week of May--tops.